Sunday, 20 February 2011

On Rules and Regulations

I have discovered today while eating my breakfast that apparently there is a universally accepted rule for proper way of breaking egg shells! All egg professionals break the egg's butt, the egg's wider area, and not its narrow side. I was told it was very strange that I lived so many years without knowing this important egg fact. What do you think about this, my friend? Is there any egg peculiarity you can share with me? By the way, there is also a rule that describes how to properly peel bananas.

Yours truly,
Lewis


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6 comments:

  1. I still can't believe that there are people in this world who are oblivious to the fact that eggs are best eaten from the butt. Its not rocket science! Don't they teach anything at schools anymore?!

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  2. Thinking about the egg situation made me wonder if there are any rules that I absolutely respect or admire, or enjoy following.Do we create any rules at all or do we just bend our knees under the pressure of the ones already established? Still trying to figure it out.

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  3. You can't plow a cotton field with an elephant in North Carolina.

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  4. In Lehigh, Nebraska it's against the law to sell donut holes.

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  5. In Canada, donut holes are admired for their grace and flavour.

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  6. Hey machine, are you referring to the beauty of a zero? Machines could probably be translated into the language of donuts and their holes. I am not sure how the void of a hole would taste like, but it certainly is an exciting thing to imagine.

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